Player Profile March 2001 - Graeme "Parkie" Coldwell
"Aw Nooo! Ya orl b******s" Graeme first joined the Club back in 1987 when a teenager, having moved over from Sheffield. Quite a quiet sole at first, Graeme quickly came out of his shell once he started playing. Back in the late 80's the comic magazine "Viz" first appeared, and featured a character called "Parkie". This chap was a complete miserable berk who went around saying everything and everyone was a "Bastard". Graeme's team mates quickly picked up on this and comparing it with his demeanour at the time, it wasn't long before the poor old lad was christened "Parkie". Even to this day when the going gets tough, "Parkie" makes a brief appearance, and "ooh ya orl bastards", can be heard in those deep Yorkshire tones. So now you know why we all affectionately call him "Parkie".
To most members, "Parkie" is probably considered a bowler, However he is no mug with a bat either, and in the Second XI has registered some decent scores. Primarily a Second XI player back in the early 90's, his potential as a First XI player wasn't realised until later. Some good performances for the "Two's" finally got him noticed, and from 1992 onwards he has been pretty much a "One's" stalwart. With the ending of Mike Davies' term as Captain in 1997, the First XI were at the bottom of the league with a big hill to climb. With nobody particularly fancying Captaining the "One's", Graeme manfully stepped forward and in 1998 helped the boys finish in a respectable mid table position.

As a well liked and respected team mate, "Parkie" has some interesting traits which his colleagues could no doubt tell you about. Indeed, it was he who first introduced the concept of the Lindow Hotel, spending many a night curled up at the Club after a night out at Yesterdays nightclub. Former Chairman, John Williams, used to get many a Sunday morning shock as he entered the Clubhouse to find the old chap pushing up ZZZZZ's and dreaming of being Fred Trueman.

The nightclub days are now a thing of the past, as he now lives with his girlfriend Sally in Poynton, and has become the pillar of respectability. Yeah right!!  "Parkie" still enjoys a few beers on a Saturday after the match, and revels in his other great passion, late night curries. Now in his thirties, "Parkie" is part of the Clubs' furniture and is looking forward to many more challenging seasons. "Ooh ya orl bastards", should be heard for many years to come.