Player Profile July 2001 - Dave "Smudger" Smith
Pass me another boys! Smudger is fast closing in on the year 40 mark, and seems to have been around forever. He started out as a junior way back in the mists of time circa 1974, and has seen it all at Lindow down the years. A talented, hard hitting batsman Smudge has been a First XI stalwart for most of his cricketing career. This is no mean feat when you look at some of the players that have played for the One's down the years. An opener by choice Smudge has always batted where his Skipper has asked without complaint, and has enjoyed success in all those positions in the order.
Not quite as svelte these days as he once was, Smudge holds down the first slip position with ease, and still puts them down there as regularly as well. Rumour has it he actually caught one last season. Least said about the bowling the better, but he did bowl in a league match once. The opposition batsman was not sure how to take it as "Tiger" Smith roared in doing a very passable impression of Bob Willis, pumping arms et al. He bowled a complete over of them as well.
Dave was Captain of the One's for one season back in 1989, when they finished mid table. He was a brave man to take it on that year as he had a tough act to follow in Charlie Hill, whoes side won it in 1988. Dave was in fact Charlies vice captain for most of his tenure.

Larger than life on the field, Smudger is just as large off it, especially when the beers start to flow post match. He has a wicked sense of humour, and if he sniffs the slightest weakness, is in like a shot with his sharp wit and cutting one liners. Beware all you young ones, this guy will cut you to shreds. Anyone seen Basil or Womble recently? Dave used to have his own comedy routine too. He and Bernie Cummings used to do "Derek & Clive" brilliantly. Perhaps we can get them on stage again at some stage. Well wicked fun Gentlemen.

You may recall in last months profile of Bernie Cummings we mentioned the Chard incident with the local drunks. Well, he had a partner in crime that day. Yes it was Smudge. The pair of them visited the local cider factory, bought a gallon each, and quaffed the lot during the game with their new mates, Reg and Stan. All four of them spent most of the afternoon doing back flips. Ouch! Stan eventually gave up and went to sleep. 5 yards inside the boundary at third man.

So there you have it. A potted history of one of the Clubs most popular cricketers, Dave "Smudger" Smith.